What Are Articles?

Hello and welcome back to my three-part series on empty promises! This is part two. Did you miss part one? Check it out here: "What is Creative Writing?” Better yet, don’t do that and instead check out “An Inexhaustible Source” some creative writing that won’t waste your time!

Still here? Great! Reader retention is my sole nourishment. Every moment sacrificed to this text drags you closer to death and elevates my creation closer to the eternal collective. Art is a parasite, you are my host. Now let’s talk about articles!

Category 3: Articles

Now you may be asking yourself “Why are we starting with category 3?” and to that, I say: HA, I caught you, rhetorical man! Your rhetorical questions have failed you! Clearly, you didn’t read part 1 or you wouldn’t be asking such a foolish question! You don’t even know this whole rhetorical man bit is a callback! You make me sick.

If you aren’t asking yourself that, then allow me to explain. I’m a big fan of asking people too many questions and I’ve decided to do it professionally. Most things tagged as “articles” will be interviews with various creative folks in the music and film industry. As someone in the film industry myself, I may post some op-eds as well, but (contrary to this post) I don’t typically like wasting people’s time and think we gain more from asking questions than sharing answers.

Eventually, articles will expand to more extensive journalism inside or (dare I say it) even outside of the music and film industry, but for now, these are the connections I have, so these are what I’m using.